Healthcare PSA
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My Two Cents
post canon board games
For being a shadow and two dandelions, that is a surprisingly unnerving image.
I’ve acquired a creature that stares at you no matter which direction you look at it from
I’m hypnotized
Oh my GOSH I love <3333
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zagreus-is-not-a-fuckin-troll:
HEY HEY LISTEN THE VOICE OF THE MTA TRANSIT SYSTEM, ALL THE ANNOUNCEMENTS ON THE NYC SUBWAY LINE??
SHE’S A TRANS WOMAN AND TRANSITIONED AT 66!!!!!! THE BACKGROUND HUM OF MY CHILDHOOD, AND SHE’S LIKE ME!!!! WHAT THE FUCK
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Woman against the world
bartender, one testosterone shot please. and a mascectomy, double
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love the term “creature comforts” because it implies you are some kind of wretched beast that can only be consoled by having a television in your hotel room
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on a date
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What did Thorin really think when he first saw Bilbo?
He really does look like a grocer.
I feel hot and my head is spinning. Is it a cold or… falling in love?
The others got to know him before I did. Hope he’s not interested in any of them
Why is the song ‘I just died in your arms tonight’ playing in my head?..
The hospitality is not very good. Just a bowl of soup and a mug of beer…
He dresses horribly. When we get home, I’ll give him that shirt of silver steel.
fucking someone with a strap on and then leaving it in like a bee stinger?
“i’m sorry gwynn, you needed to say ’what is fucking someone with a strap on and then leaving it in like a bee stinger?’ better luck next time!”
The kind we raise in our State
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nimonisms :-)
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